I Hate Being Sick.

To dream that you are trying to run but cannot make your feet move as fast as you want them to, signifies lack of self-esteem and self-confidence. It may also reflect your actual state of REM paralysis while in the dream state.

To dream that you are running alone, signifies that you will advance to a higher position and surpass your friends in the race for wealth. Alternatively, you may be running from some situation or from temptation. Or it may also mean that you need to hurry up in making a decision.



DEALMAKER: You Volunteer to Give Me Back Massages.

Sorry, I’m sort of in a shitty mood. My boss made me put together all these Ikea shelves and it took forever and now I’m sore and exhausted. Alright, sure, we can hug. Wait, what are you doing? What is happening? Oh. My. God. Oh. My. God. Ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod. Do this forever.

via Dealbreaker.

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